‘Twas the January after Christmas, and we were feeling the loss
There was wailing and crying—especially the boss
We’d lost Santa’s business the year before
The resulting financials were quite the eyesore
Our arch-nemesis had beaten us, we couldn’t believe
Apparently, they had some new tricks up their sleeve
We had offered deep discounts, we offered services for free
We believed the business was still ours, we popped champagne corks with glee